We're Going to Eat You :: Martial Arts Movies and Kung Fu Videos Database :: Grandmaster Video
We're Going to Eat You :: Martial Arts Movies and Kung Fu Videos Database :: Grandmaster Video
We're Going to Eat You :: Martial Arts Movies and Kung Fu Videos Database :: Grandmaster Video
We're Going to Eat You :: Martial Arts Movies and Kung Fu Videos Database :: Grandmaster Video
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We're Going to Eat You

We're Going to Eat You
List Price: $19.95
Our Price: $17.99
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Manufacturer: Tokyo Shock
Starring: Norman Chu, Feng Feng, Kwok Choi Hon, Eddy Ko, Michelle Mee
Directed By: Hark Tsui
Average Customer Rating: Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5

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Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1
Audience Rating: Unrated
Binding: DVD
Brand: Media Blasters
EAN: 0631595064582
Format: Color
Label: Tokyo Shock
Manufacturer: Tokyo Shock
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Tokyo Shock
Region Code: 1
Release Date: 2006-11-21
Running Time: 90
Studio: Tokyo Shock
Theatrical Release Date: 1980

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Editorial Reviews:

Agent 999’ is sent to a rural Chinese village to arrest a bandit called ‘Rolex’, who sports a tattoo of a fist on his chest. Upon arriving, Agent 999 begins to suspect that something is wrong, and it soon transpires that cannibals, addicted to the flesh of strangers, populate the village. Agent 999 and an unlikely bunch of good guys decide that they must overthrow the evil Chief of the village and escape.


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Customer Rating: Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5
Summary: Not quite horror, not quite comedy, not quite action... not quite worth watching
Comment: We're Going To Eat You starts off strong, showing the arrival of two men to a secluded tropical island only to be captured and butchered in grisley fashion by a group of bloodthirsty canibals (as if there were any other kind right?). Shortly thereafter we're introduced to our main protagonists who also arrive on the island via raft, albeit for different reasons. Norman Chu plays "Agent 999" (think Indiana Jones with a black belt) who has arrived in pursuit of an infamous thief (Eddy Ko), while Kwok-Choi Han plays a drifter/criminal looking for somewhere new to dissapear to for awhile. From here on the movie tries to cram elements of comedy, exploitation, horror and kung fu together, but never ends up finding a way to get it to work completely. The movie has it's spots where you almost think it's found it's mark... but then all of a sudden something comes out of nowhere (like an escape on roller-skates?!) and sends it right back off the tracks. Easily the most well executed of the genre-elements cobbled together here is the martial arts. Choreographed by a young Corey Yuen (The Invincible Armour, The Transporter), he's able to work in some fairly exciting and busy action sequences that pit one or two characters against a nearly endless cleaver-wielding canibal horde. In the directors chair for the film is none other than Tsui Hark (Seven Swords, Once Upon A Time In China 1-3)in only his second attempt at moviemaking... thankfully he got better (and is a personal favorite of mine). Also known by the far more fitting title, Kung Fu Canibals, We're Going To Eat You just isn't nearly outrageous or fun enough to make it a must watch, unless of course you're a Tsui Hark junkie that wants to see his entire catalog at least once (which is what got me here...). The DVD from Tokyo Shock is pretty good with a decent widescreen transfer and clean readable subtitles, although the "special features" are anything but special and include a stills gallery (why?) and trailers for some other DVD releases.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 4/5Average rating of 4/5Average rating of 4/5Average rating of 4/5Average rating of 4/5
Summary: very very ....... surprised !!!
Comment: Wanted tu buy myself a dvd, was searching on amazon for a movie.Since i owne almost every zombie/italien movie, i tried to find something new, something that i mist.I had never heard of this movie befor i baught it and i was expecting nothing out of it.I am i big fan of itchi the killer,
wild zero & the story of ricki`o` and i wanted to find something in the same genre. As soon as this movie started i knew i was in for a treat !! this movie was very funny & discuting.I would says its a mixt of kong-foo - gore - commedy.+ part of the score is from dario argentos susperia (i think i heard some other familiar stuff in their but cant figure out wath movies i heard other parts of the score). very happy i found this movie


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